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Joke of the Day
"Baby Shirt Idea: Did 9 months in solitary confinement"
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"Just congratulated my ex on dating someone so young that her Throwback Thursday photos are just pictures of her pregnant mom. I'm a dream."
"What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance? Goose Rider"
"watch only the first and last episodes of How I Met Your Mother. you're welcome"
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS"
"What do you call nuts on the wall? - Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? - Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? - You're sucking a dick!"
"Best part of Donald Trump giving you a hand job. His little hands make your dick look bigger."
"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."
"Vets aren't doctors: Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe I can help? Mom: My son broke his leg! Vet: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck."
"how are high schoolers similar to women? they're always asking ""when will this period be over?"""