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Joke of the Day

"how are high schoolers similar to women? they're always asking ""when will this period be over?"""

"What does Jared from Subway have in common with McDonald's? They put their meat in 10 year old buns."

"A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The police officer"

"I'm circumcised but I'm looking to change that. Anyone have any tips?"

"I'm starting to wish I were a werewolf so I'd have a better reason for waking up nude in public with no memory of how I got there."

"Where can you get away with rape? Any school for the deaf"

"How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart? Because she already has 315 degrees."

"what did they call the Mexican after losing a finger minus juan"

"What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church? A Crystal Methodist."

"You know how I deal with migraines? I store them in migranary."