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Joke of the Day
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS"
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"I literally use figuratively in literally every occasion where I am literally speaking figuratively."
"Corny Jokes Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house!!!! Knock Knock!!!! (You know what comes next,comment for the rest)"
"Realized I never said ""unquote"" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare"
"Have you ever had African food? Neither have they."
"Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None They don't make Pampers small enough."
"I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu."
"What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh"
"*laughs all the way to the bank* *cries all the way back*"
"Interesting fact - 80% of people inside a Radio Shack have no idea how they got there or how to get out."