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Joke of the Day

"Why was Hitler late to his meeting? He couldn't HEIL a cab."

"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"

"They finally caught the 'Subway Pervert' today. Someone saw him get off at Times Square."

"What's another name for a boxy plow pulling baby maker? A Mexican. Make America great again! Vote the Donald!"

"I just flew in from Phoenix... Boy are my arms tired No seriously, I was jacking off the entire plane ride home"

"Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary? He didn't want to be mainstream."

"A queen bee is hungry. She calls to a worker bee for some food. The response? ""I'm coming, honey!"""

"Did you hear about the little skunk who got lost in the woods? He called home on his smell phone."

"What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox."

"What's the highest story of any building? Floor 20"