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Joke of the Day

"I'm reading this amazing novel called ""Dictionary"", I'm only halfway through but I'm pretty sure the Zebra did it...."

"Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir? They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)"

"Which Spanish superhero has three wives? Amor-Man"

"There's an Irishman, a Jew, and a homosexual standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community."

"What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers? Go for the juggler"

"Why aren't the people in old timey photos ever smiling? Because they were in constant danger of getting eaten by dinosaurs. READ A BOOK."

"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"

"What do you get if a convict goes camping? Criminal Intent."

"I didn't like my haircut at first... But it's growing on me."

"Girl, is your name Trouble? ...cause your dad tells me I'm in trouble."