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Joke of the Day

"How do you get an elephant on a train? You take the ""S"" out of sub, and the ""F"" out of way. [Say it out loud]"

"Word of the day Exhaustipated...........Just too tired to give a sh!t"

"What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Decalfinated."

"My approach to women is the same as my approach to code Object Oriented"

"MORON Q: Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see a butterfly."

"If emotional scars were visible, strip clubs would go out of business very quickly."

"A planet died today I read about it in the orbituaries."

"For gamers of a certain age Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters? He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse"

"You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."

"What do you call a Roman transvestite? Ben-Her."