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Joke of the Day

"I think the professor wants us to skip most of this essay Or maybe I'm just jumping to a conclusion."

"People say I'm not good with Greek Mythology... I guess that it's my Achilles wrist."

"Is your wife buying too many shoes? Cut her feet off. There, done."

"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar... The bartender asks ""Where did you get him?"" The parrot said ""Africa"""

"I have a friend whose status says ""suicidal standing on edge of cliff'.... I poked him."

"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."

"Q: ""What has an IQ of 42?"" A: ""40 Marines plus their lieutenant"""

"Next time you're at the bar, ask the bartender for a Ryan Lochte When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte? Just say ""I don't know, make something up"""

"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."