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Joke of the Day

"The book I'm reading says ""4-6 years"" on the cover, but there's only like 6 words on each page. I'll be finished by the end of the week."

"I don't usually spank the kids while we're in Walmart but yours were just asking for it."

"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."

"What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit? The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!"

"The key to a great tweet is attention to detale."

"The legend say: When a woman is giving birth almost can feel the pain of a man with the flu."

"Used a bag to pick up dog shit in yard, tiny ants all over it. Later, saw 2 ants on my arm. My body is now crawling w phantom dogshit ants."

"Going to Forest Whitaker's house, but I can't tell if it's the one on the right or the left."

"Trump is a godsend As in 1000 B.C. plague"

"On allegations of Mayweather beating his wife... He was undefeated, he couldn't let her win."