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Joke of the Day
"The legend say: When a woman is giving birth almost can feel the pain of a man with the flu."
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"hungover at 22: dag gonna be 9 minutes late for work at 39: ...finally, to my faithful cat elroy i leave my cache of nagano '98 olympic pins"
"what's the most common allergy among gay men? Heeeeeeyyyy fever."
"What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky? Cornography"
"Two parrots sat on a perch one turns to the other and asks, 'Can you smell fish?'"
"What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"Almost every McDonalds A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."
"Donald Trump walks into a bar and lowers it"
"I went to the store today to stock up on bread, beer, and Captain Morgan just in case Hurricane Sandy decides to double back to NC..... Always good to be prepared..."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"