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Joke of the Day
"The legend say: When a woman is giving birth almost can feel the pain of a man with the flu."
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"I went to the doctor yesterday. He said that I had contracted a very serious illness. I then told him that I wanted a second opinion. He told me 'All right, you're ugly as well'."
"What does IDK mean? I've yet to find someone who knows."
"At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci-raptured."
"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."""
"I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone... One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia."
"What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him? Get off me, homes!"
"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They always punch up the fuckline"
"I'd love to get in touch with Emilio Esteves. Does anyone have his emailio addressteves?"
"What's the difference between a woman and a gun You can put a silencer on a gun"