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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit? The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!"

"Coldplay is doing charity work in an African hospital. They met a few jaundice patients. Chris Martin said 'It was great. They were all yellow'"

"I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility."

"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable""."

"How did the native find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"

"What's cold and scary?! I-scream!"

"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!"

"I met a refugee on the bus today. ""What country are you from?"" I asked. ""Iraq"" he said. ""How did you escape?"" I asked. IRAN"

"B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo."