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Joke of the Day
"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."
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"We all live in a yellow submarine... ...I really wish the bathroom was working right."
"Why was the robot cold? He was missing his winter gear"
"I hope you brought the divorce papers... Cuz your legs are about to be separated."
"What's the difference between the 3 Stooges and my penis? Girls don't laugh at the 3 Stooges"
"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."
"My mum told me to stop tickling my little brothers feet. Apparently I should wait until he is born."
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."
"Is the penis a muscle or a bone? A bone cause all the bitches run after it"
"My girlfriend said ""Give me 10 inches and make it hurt!"" So I stabbed her with a ruler."