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Joke of the Day
"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."
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"He's what you'd call a Bukake expert... ...He's done loads of research."
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"Why is George Clooney unhappy with his sex life now? Because he married her under the impression that Anal was her nickname"
"Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes? The punchline is too long."
"Did you hear about the 2 antennas that got married? It was a nice ceremony ...but the reception was amazing."
"What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market? ""Good morning, ladies!"""
"Greek mythology in 3 words Zeus got horny"