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Joke of the Day

"I'd submit a joke about the World trade center building But 9/11 Americans wont get it."

"I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion."

"Why don't old men like old women? Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word ""ironic"" to describe situations in her life. It's pretty ironic."

"Why'd the Titanic stop putting out on the first date? The iceberg had said 'just the tip'"

"Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes."

"What do you call fat people eating McDonalds? Cannibalism"

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."

"Where did Mary go when the bombs went off? Everywhere."

"Four Worst Feelings Ever: 4. Losing your job 3. Romantic break up 2. Death of a loved one 1. Needing to pee when you're stuck in traffic"