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Joke of the Day
"Why don't old men like old women? Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
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"What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song? ""Can't Touch This"""
"Wayne LaPierre, head of the NRA, gets on a podium and encourages all black men in America to buy guns to protect themselves from white guys with guns. Just kidding."
"Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door."
"HITMAN: Who's the target? ME: [slides photo across table] HITMAN: You..want me to kill Shrek? ME: Not Shrek [taps photo] his talkative horse"
"The leading cause of depression is reality."
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."
"Hillary said she wants to be the next president because there haven't been many women in the Oval Office. Bill said, ""That's not true, there's been plenty of women."""
"What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes? A redditor"
"Did you hear about the Lepers hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."