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Joke of the Day

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."

"What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica? A hegemon."

"Do you guys remember Helen Keller jokes? What's your favorite one? I'll go. Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's a woman."

"WHAT are birds so happy about at 7am? What? Oh, right. Pooping while airborne. Good one."

"Did you hear about the Mexican Criminal trio? They got away from the scene without a tres."

"Q: Why is Bill Clinton called ""middle of the road Democrat""? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back."

"The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders... I wonder if they called it his ""Miracle Whip""?"

"i want a google chrome plugin that's a todolist manager and the way you launch it is, you visit twitter, but it shows your todos instead"

"Do you know how I got out of Persia? Iran."

"The Germanwings plane was a lot like a small flame used as an ignition source You know, 'cause it was a pilot light"