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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the Titanic stop putting out on the first date? The iceberg had said 'just the tip'"
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"""Hi, I'm Justin Timberlake."" *notices that he's actually a large body of salt water, not fresh water* ""Nice try, Mr. Timberocean."""
"There's no reason to be tailgating me when I'm doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car looks ridiculous!"
"Three really fat girls were cramped under one umbrella. Why didn't any of them get wet? It wasn't raining."
"Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?"
"Penis Sizes A black kid comes home from his first day of school and says, ""Momma, I have the biggest penis in the 3rd grade! Is it because I'm black?"" The mom says, ""No, nigga'! It's because your 17!"""
"My friends always told me I couldn't say my S's right. I never noticed it until I heard a recording of myself talk. Suddenly, it all made shensh after that."
"What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use? Arab spring"
"WHEN DO WE STOP COUNTING BACKWARDS I'M AT LIKE NEGATIVE 42,360"
"How does batman store energy? In BATteries"