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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a fan of male-to-female sex change surgery... It just seems like a dick move."

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jammin'."

"What did the fat piece of shit say when he screwed up? Sorry that I screwed up **lards**."

"I was going to tell you a joke about Alzheimers But I just don't remember it now"

"Judging by the mess in the living room. Babies don't bounce."

"I Work At Sears And Some Black Guys Came In Asking For Polyester Pants It's weird because they usually pick cotton."

"What do you call a blunt spear? Piontless!"

"Looks like the heavy bag of sirloins fell off the top shelf, landing on the butchers head, and killing him. Looks like the steaks *shades* were too high. YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment? He can't get out of a bath."

"What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well for starters the flag is a big plus."