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Joke of the Day
"Judging by the mess in the living room. Babies don't bounce."
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"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."
"MISSING HER SHE SAID SHE DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN I WON 300,00 DOLLARS AND NOW SHE WANTS ME......I GAVE HER A DOLLAR AND TOLD HER WENDY'S IS OPEN.....LOL"
"Ever tried anal sex? Its fucking shit."
"What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler? Stone Cold Steve Irwin"
"A cannibal, a terrorist and a rapist walk into a bar... in their jail cell."
"What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan? Geodude"
"I'm pretty sure my parents are getting me a sweater for Christmas, but I really would have preferred a moaner or screamer."
"whats the most useless thing on a woman a drunken irishman"
"Someone gave me a star as a gift. I'm planning on sprucing it up with some planets and asteroids and using it as a summer vacation spot."