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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blunt spear? Piontless!"
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"*orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*"
"Your Mom's so stupid... That when the teacher asked her to do an essay, she fucked a mexican."
"What if the #skywire guy starts doing Gangnam Style??"
"Explosive knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBAR!"""
"How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today."
"How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time."
"Once upon a time, a rabbit went bald... ...and he was so embarrassed that he ran away. He was hare today, gone tomorrow."
"I think my wife is suffering from Bulimic Amnesia She keeps eating and eating and eating, and then forgetting to throw up"
"Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."