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Joke of the Day
"If you ever doubt the value of writers, just follow your favorite actor on Twitter."
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"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."
"[After 20 min at your house] I used all your toilet paper ""Check in the cabine-"" All of it ""We have more in the gar-"" All of it all of it"
"s/o to the fact that ketchup is a smoothie b/c tomatoes are fruits lol DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID U FRIES OMNOMNOM"
"What's a vampire bat's favorite fruit? A Nectarine! What's a vampire bat's favorite dog breed? The blood hound!"
"A person wearing a 'Snitches Get Stitches Shirt' I walked up to him and asked him where he got it. He said, ""At the local mall"" I beat his ass up."
"Who is The best Jewish baker? Adolf Hitler"
"2017 ""Did you just assume my species?"""
"Is my kid an official US Citizen if she just talked about how good the ranch dressing at the Cheesecake Factory is for 10mins?"
"What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug? Amfetamines"