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Joke of the Day

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jammin'."

"So much mascara her eyes got stuck in the closed position. Too bad lipstick doesn't work that way."

"You're mother is so stupid... ... She threw water on the computer to put out a flame war!"

"There was a man so poor and broke... That when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt."

"I have controversial opinions and I don't give a shit what anyone thinks! (Refreshes eight times to see faves and retweets)"

"Went to take out money from the ATM and hit Espanol by accident.It replied, 'Nice try, you don't get paid until all the onions are chopped'."

"Scientists have deciphered hieroglyphics thought to be 5,500 years old. The first full sentence says ""This is a repost."""

"[Date] ""I'm going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there's six."""

"why google is a she? she have an answer for everything"

"What is easier done than said?"