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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRby's"
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"ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies ALL THE JADED LADIES all the jaded ladies"
"Why did the doctor lose his job? He lost his patience"
"Q: What does a blonde answer to the question ""Are you sexually active?"" A: ""No I just lie there."""
"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile"
"I hate Russian Dolls They're full of themselves."
"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the Indians just kept coming, and coming..."
"I've got one thing to say to all you motherfuckers. Happy Father's day"
"What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross? A cross-wok."
"My friends all say I'm extremely condescending... ...that means I talk down to people."