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Joke of the Day
"I'm no scientist but wouldn't fat bottomed girls, if anything, slow the rocking world down?"
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"My friend said after getting his second divorce that he forgot what pussy looks like... But he knows what a cunt looks like"
"Marriage is like having your favorite meal every day... At first, it's great! But after a week, you're thinking, ""Eh, I kinda feel like having Asian tonight."""
"The one knock knock joke I'm sure you've never heard. ...Silence...."
"How does Google clean their facilities? They use Google Mops."
"Q: What kind of monkey can fly? A: A hot air baboon."
"What's the oldest red wine in America? ""Give us back our land!"""
"Did you hear about the girl that failed her sex ed class? She got the D"
"I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. Man, I just can't put this thing down."
"To all my Atheist and Agnostic friends. T_IF!"