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Joke of the Day

"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"

"Yes you impress me. But so does a squirrel crossing a telephone wire."

"At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go!"

"The US flag on the moon lost its color and is now completely white It's now the French flag."

"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably."

"Hey, want to play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!"

"If 5 black slaves had sex... Is it considered a threesome? I'm going to hell for this."

"Why is Donald Trump like a college football team in Tijuana? They're both slipping in the polls."

"What did the frog's girlfriend need when she was on her period? A lily pad."

"What can run out before you've had a chance to use it? Slaves."