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Joke of the Day
"Women jokes The fact is that I don't like jokes about women, period."
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"Dog Joak! FIRSED PART OF JOAK: how manny dogs does it take to scroo up a lite bulb? SECKENED PART OF JOAK: it dipends how you pyle the bodys."
"People who generalize... I would finish the joke, but redditors are smart enough to see where it's going."
"My stainless steel appliances double as police style fingerprinting kits."
"What do you call a baby girl who died of alcohol poisoning? Give me a blender and we'll call her a bloody mary."
"What do you say to a handicapped dog? ""Stay"""
"Where does a thumb meet its type? At ***the space bar!*** oh-my-goodness! ~Skip"
"[if my cat tweeted] When ""over 38"" is sad and missing her boyfriend, I try and cheer her up by peeing on her shoes and puking on her phone."
"I'm going to start a charity for the clinically insane. Gonna call it ""Fundamental"""
"How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him."