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Joke of the Day

"I stopped using Hotmail, it's not for me. I'd rather have an average mail with a pleasant sense of humor and a fulfilling career."

"When one squirrel says ""I like to eat nuts"", there is probably always another squirrel who says ""that's what she said."""

"Caucasian Half-Cauc, Half-Asian"

"How do you get a job with Apple? Be born in China."

"Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin. Then we could have the line: ""Get off my LAN."""

"A Jewish boy asks his father for 50 dollars, to which he replied.... 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for?"

"Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!"

"What did Harry Potter say when his waiter gave him the wrong drink? ""Sir, when I buy patron I EXPECTO PATRONUM!"" (Hauls ass towards the exit)"

"Best pickup line ever Girl are you a gorilla exhibit because I'm about to drop a baby in you?"

"There was a kidnapping at my school He woke up."