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Joke of the Day

"Feminism That's all, feminism..."

"A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks... A waiter walks up to a table of older Jewish folks while they are eating and asks: ""Is ANYTHING alright?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ? Bing down the house !"

"I have so much uneaten hummus in my refrigerator, it's borderline racist."

"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... ...But hey the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."

"Should I Get In Trouble For Something I Didn't Do... Student: Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: No of course not! Student: Oh, OK great. I didn't do my homework..."

"Dear Lord, if my happiness bothers some people, please give them their own happiness so they won't bother hating on mine."

"I love Animals They are deeeeeeelicious."

"What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it? nooaaaaAAAwwww!"

"[catches your phone before it hits the ground] Whew, that was close! [smashes your phone against the wall] See, that could have happened."