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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM costume party Oops wrong sub"
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"Sometimes I loiter outside of Victoria's Secret just so people think I have a girlfriend."
"What do you call two gay guys who look different but sound the same? Homophones."
"If Captain America's shield is vibranium, then... Hawkeye's shield is Quicksilver"
"What is the difference between a G spot and a golf ball A guy will actually search for a golf ball"
"I was on a date with a girl last night... She told me she had an eating disorder. I looked at her solemnly for a minute and then asked her very nicely: ""So are you gonna eat 'dis order of fries then?"""
"During labor the pain is so intense A woman almost feels what a man feels when he has a fever"
"Ugh just started writing a script for my screenwriting class & nicolas cage kicked down my door to say he wants the lead role. hes so sweaty"
"I dated a girl that wore a mood ring. When happy it would be a pretty blue colour. When she was mad it made a big oval mark on my forehead."
"What are caterpillars afraid of? **Dog**erpillars!"