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"Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte"
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"Dicks and vaginas are kind of like Coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same"
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"How do you tell a deaf person to shut up? ""Here, hold this."""
"[confession booth] me: *sneezes* priest: I'm not falling for that one again dan"
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"I robbed a bank dressed as a frog the other day It was the first time I Kermit-ed a crime"
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"What's the difference between cows and bulls? It takes longer to milk the bull."
"I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays."