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Joke of the Day
"How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!"
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"If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake."
"How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic? You take the pizza delivery sign off"
"Why does Naruto vomit after every meal? He's **BULIMIC!**"
"[politics] I think Trump settled the whole ""tiny hands equals small penis"" argument today... It must take a pretty massive dick to fuck the entire world at once"
"Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG"
"A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being ""pretty sketchy."" I'll leave now..."
"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now"
"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."