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Joke of the Day
"How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!"
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"When you have a relationship with a positive person.. You usually get aids"
"Boss: I was listening to some Tool on the way to work. Me: I talk to myself when I'm driving sometimes too, it's ok. Boss: Just get out."
"Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident."
"Jewelry in my family gets passed down from generation to generation. My tongue ring used to be my grandmother's clit ring."
"What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job? Bring Your Kid to Work Day"
"Jokes about 9/11 Shouldn't be allowed to fly."
"What does a runner lose after winning a race? His breath."
"If The Dark Side Of The Moon had tracks 3 and 5 removed The album would be timeless, but there wouldn't be any money in it."
"Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant? She went to Jared."