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Joke of the Day
"From my History class about elections: If a country is 80% Hindu and 20% Muslim, who wins? The USA"
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"Why is it called Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."
"Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved."
"Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !"
"[whispering to date while watching Disney's Three Little Pigs in 1933] This is taking my mind off The Great Depression"
"I would never cheat in a relationship Because that would require two people to find me attractive."
"Today Reddit finally removed reposting... I guess that's why there's no front page."
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... They'll kill your dog."
"My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend."
"What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally? At a religious revival, they say ""STAND UP FOR JESUS"" At a bikers rally, they say ""SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"""