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"The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light"
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"How Does a Racist Joke Start? With a small million dollar loan from his father."
"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."
"I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better."
"What do you do to a dead scientist? You Barium"
"GOODBYE WORK COMPUTER HELLO HOME COMPUTER"
"There's a skinny girl inside me who is just DYING to get out. She stole the last cupcake & then bragged about her metabolism, so I ate her."
"Premature Ejaculators Anonymous, Wednesday at 5:30AM I'd be there, but there's no way I'd come that early."
"what did the serial killer spill to the victim i would tell you but id have to kill you"
"""A Walk Among the Tombstones"" could just as well be a TV serial... ... It has so many parts."