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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The Head Nurse."
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"How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal."
"Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway."
"Are jokes about Islam funny? Absolutely, they're a blast."
"I can't wait till they invent the non automatic paper towel dispenser."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx"
"When men say ""I'm fine"" they actually mean it. Weirdos."
"Keep honking. I'm reloading."
"If life gives you melons... you're probably dyslexic."
"If you tell me you're a fan of One Direction, please clarify if you're referring to the boy band or Kim/Kanye's baby."