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Joke of the Day
"Keep honking. I'm reloading."
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"Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls."
"Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend Fair trade if you ask me"
"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."
"Jack, do you think i'm a bad mother? My name is Billy."
"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."
"Pizza Hut ad: ""Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?"" Think about these words."
"STOP TEXTING ME. IF I EVER PLANNED ON TALKING TO YOU AGAIN I WOULDN'T HAVE BORROWED ALL THAT MONEY."
"What do you call Hitler on his birthday? Hightler"
"I let a Jehova's Witness inside the other day and asked him, ""what now?""... He replied, ""I'm not sure, I've never gotten this far before"""