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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait till they invent the non automatic paper towel dispenser."
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"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."
"A man walks into a bar... The bartender says, 'I am fucking done with all these jokes!'."
"""As someone who has shown an interest in vacuums,"" the email from Amazon said, unsubscribedly."
"A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ""Pint please, and one for the road."" "
"A silly joke about sex after marriage."
"I saw two lesbians kissing in the park. ""There's a time and a place for that,"" I told my wife. She said, ""Yeah..."" I said, ""It's 9pm and my house."""
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I dunno, but you should see that son of a bitch hang dry wall."
"What do you call two physicians? A paradox"
"Why are there no homosexual traffic lights? They can't change, even if they try."