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Joke of the Day

"Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway."

"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""

"I bet most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in big leather chairs."

"Why doesn't George R.R Martin use Twitter? Because he killed off all 140 characters."

"This Prius we rented is pretty sweet. It can go 0-60 in 6 hours."

"Today's special menu The waiter asked, ""Would you like to hear today's special?"" ""Yes please,"" I smiled. ""Today is special,"" he replied, then walked off."

"I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work."

"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"

"What did they call taxi drivers in Nazi Germany? Ubermensch."

"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"