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Joke of the Day
"Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff? Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose"
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"What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice? The Royal Wii."
"If you think sex is just filling her hole Then you're a civil engineer, not a lover"
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strockin' Off"
"How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? ""Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."""
"My coworker got third-degree burns on his tongue. I was going to make a joke about it, but decided it would be in poor taste."
"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."
"I don't like when they use ""late"" to describe a deceased person. It's like give a guy a break on his attendance, he's dead."
"Why didn't the rat go to college? It gotten eaten by the bear...and bears don't go to college."
"What does the highest paid WNBA player make? Sandwiches."