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Joke of the Day

"Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too."

"Minimalism... It's the least you can do."

"How did the homeless man get so buff? Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out..."

"OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down."

"Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March."

"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"

"A country just passed a law requiring all cross-gender people to be sterilized. Many of the locals were left trans-fixed."

"How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped? Wall-sits."

"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? He reads lips :)"

"Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards? Because black boards matter."