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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend was voted most likely to succeed And it happened. She sucks my seed every night."

"I really hate picketing but I don't know how to show it! RIP Mitch"

"What's a peasant's favorite sport? Serfing."

"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"

"""Heh. This guy doesn't even know I ate his candy bar."", Tom snickered."

"Why did George Washington leave office after his second term. He wanted to set a president."

"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin."

"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."

"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us."

"Why do spiders hate Area 51? It's a no-fly zone."