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Joke of the Day
"Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose? They suspected it of fowl play."
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"How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her."
"An axe walks into a forest... An axe walks into a forest and the trees say, ""At least the handle is one of us."""
"suicide joke. man #1: IM GOING TO JUMP (is going to commit suicide) (everyone is in shock) man #2: DO A FLIP"
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she could only say Hello from the other side."
"There was a lot of this before MJ died. [img]http://i.imgur.com/oZxmOzJ.png[/img]"
"if the plan is ""eat pancakes now figure out life later"" then yes everything is going according to plan"
"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."
"iSpy, with my little ""i"" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement."
"I'm so smart, I've got more brains than... Kurt Cobain's ceiling"