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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"

"The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan"""

"Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know? I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!"

"Beethoven walks into a bar... The bartender tells him, ""we don't serve any E-minors here."" Beethoven says ""what?"""

"The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it."

"What does Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have in common? Jeffrey Epstein."

"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."

"I heard my idiot friend talk about inequality the other day and I couldn't help but draw some parallels. :)"

"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."

"My brother is so immature he was a stillbirth"