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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman? He parks his car, man."
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"Why did the baseball player fail at the math test? He used base 3."
"What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by? One with Parkinson's disease!"
"With the recent events in the news... My Facebook friends list is starting to look like the French revolution."
"If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your ass."
"What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!"
"My wife told me her sock had a hole in it. ""Darn it!"" I replied."
"Did you know that New York has two capitals? N and Y."
"Hitting on a girl at a bar.... She keeps telling me ""Dan, I'm bisexual, I'm bisexual."" I say ""That's great. I buy sex too. How much?"""
"Why did 10 go missing? Because 9/11."