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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman? He parks his car, man."
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"GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie ME: ... G: Only u didn't give it to me M: [nervously adjusting thong] I'm having an affair"
"Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two? Because they can't even"
"viscoelasticity is a bit creepy"
"Making Zombies Moist delete"
"Having no tattoos in 2014, is like having tattoos in 1967."
"Girl, are you an unicorn? Because I wish you were real... ...Damn I am lonely"
"From my History class about elections: If a country is 80% Hindu and 20% Muslim, who wins? The USA"
"Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming."
"Gonna trade in my wife's menstrual cycle for a really cool mountain bike."