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Joke of the Day
"If you still talk about it, you still care about it."
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"What were Jesus' final words? ""So long and thanks for all the fish."" Edit: Everyone hates me."
"Whats Hitler's favorite type of joke A roast"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !"
"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, whereas this little piggy... ... went to a rape crisis centre after being introduced to David Cameron"
"What is the main position candidate Jim Webb is campaigning on? Debate time reform."
"I brought a glue gun to a knife fight. Those knives aren't going anywhere."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !"
"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!"
"""Could you not joke about tragedies?"" my friend once said to me. Studies show that 9 out of 11 people find these kind of jokes to be offensive."