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Joke of the Day
"If you still talk about it, you still care about it."
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"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."
"Why aren't there many jokes about the Jim Jones massacre? There would have been, but the punch line was too long..."
"If had a feminine side I would try and fcuk it."
"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."
"A blind man walks into a bar and a table, and some chairs, and stumbles out."
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"
"How to be cool: A) use cool sunglasses emoji in everything B)"
"Dr: You've gained some weight Me: You said I should take it easy Dr: That was a yr ago & you were sick Me: WELL I'M NOT A MIND READER"
"Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe"