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Joke of the Day
"what's the difference between a vagina and your joke? Nothing. They both stink!"
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"Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car."
"What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains? The all tend to be found enclosed within temples."
"How do you pay for a circumcision? With a tip!"
"What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line."
"Now that Christmas is over, don't forget to be thankful for all the children in China who made your kid's toys."
"I married a hot girl from China So I can eat Chinese every night!"
"A peephole was found drilled into the wall of a women's locker room in a gym in Manhattan. ...........The police are looking into it."
"What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey."
"I buy all my guns from a guy called 'T-Rex' He's a small arms dealer"