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Joke of the Day

"Who are the world's fastest readers? (NSFW) 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 8 seconds."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because he's not a full ese."

"I started microfinancing my money to get better savings. It just made a lot of cents to me."

"You might think the cock and balls are similar. But there's a vas deferens between them."

"Why did Romeo and Juliet break up? They were in a **toxic** relationship!"

"What kind of a shoe has a problem? An issue."

"[magic school bus] KID: where are we going today MS. FRIZZLE: the zoo KID: but last week we went to SPACE MS. FRIZZLE: im hungover, children"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but I don't know how they get in there."

"I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother."

"I'm in a band called ""Stuck In The Fucking Departure Lounge!"" Check us out!"