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Joke of the Day

"Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street? Because she didn't want to go."

"When the food packaging says ""serves 3 - 4 people The fat controller laughed ""you are wrong"""

"How do you put spaghetti to sleep? You cover it in peanut butter until it dies. My 4 year old made that up, along with a few others. Not sure how I feel about this."

"Your password must contain an upper and lower case letter, two numbers and a bunch of symbols that look like comic strip swearing."

"What's the fastest way to kill millions? Just swallow."

"Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail? They had no Qin"

"I see dead people. Well technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes."

"What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn? A rye-nocerous"

"-""I was the girl that hated you back in high school."" -""I'm sorry, can you be more specific?"""

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin."