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Joke of the Day

"Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street? Because she didn't want to go."

"Dudes that only Retweet chicks: Your mom just called. Down to the basement. Come upstairs. Your dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets are ready."

"That one. ""that one."" says a booy. ""what do you mean?"" says another boy. ""oh, i was just answering your question."" ""what question?"" ""i already told you."""

"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"

"Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on."

"DO NOT OPEN.PLEASE. I like you, you little rebel."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Aaand I'm out"

"What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !"

"Can you find the the mistake...? Can you find the the mistake 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20?"

"I was suppose to write a sodium joke... But Na"