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Joke of the Day

"That one. ""that one."" says a booy. ""what do you mean?"" says another boy. ""oh, i was just answering your question."" ""what question?"" ""i already told you."""

"I realized she might be too young when I asked her the time.. And she said.. ""The big hand is on the...."""

"I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever."

"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who can read binary, and those who can't."

"How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top!"

"To show off my ""Downton Abbey etiquette"" at the gym, I don't throw punches at the punching bag. I just say something witty and cruel to it."

"This national park is nice but the cell service sucks. I can only enjoy natural beauty if I can tweet ironically about it."

"What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling? r/jokes"

"Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more? Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth."