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Joke of the Day

"Dudes that only Retweet chicks: Your mom just called. Down to the basement. Come upstairs. Your dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets are ready."

"When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that ""totally weird"" text you got from your ex last night."

"Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit? The Khajiit."

"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."

"Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins"

"Why did the Egyptian spit out his water? Because it came from the Suez."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget is falling down falling down... !"

"*night falls, the full moon rises* ME: go, please! i don't want you to see me...like...this HIM: omg what's happening ME: *asleep by 10 pm*"

"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch."

"why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom? to get a byte, and the ruler!!! my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!"