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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Josb"

"Scott Stapp thinks he's Bono. Six Feet From The Edge."

"What's between an old woman's breasts that's not between a young woman's breasts? a navel.."

"Tax time is when I'm grateful that I'm detal oriented."

"I'm glad they finally made waterproof phones. Pushing friends into the pool is funny."

"How do we know Andy Taylor never had grandchildren? Because Opie is faggot"

"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later; the other one will see you in a while."

"Give a fish a worm, he lives another day Teach a fish to worm, he becomes the best breakdancing fish around"

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards... ...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"