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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Aaand I'm out"
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"*Spends 30 min practicing Starbucks order in mirror* *Feels confident* *""Hi I'd like a grander ahoy Ralph Macchioatto lateenbay""* *dammit*"
"If only the Olympics had an event that involved falling down and not spilling your drink..."
"How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true."
"A cop asked me if I was high last night. I was on my balcony at my apartment and told him, ""For being three floors up higher than you, I'd say I am!"""
"Shoulder Devil: So I say ""Go on--do it!"" And the moron does it! Shoulder Angel: What an idiot! Me: You guys know I can hear you, right?"
"Iron Man and the Silver Surfer should team up. They'd be strong alloys."
"Some say money talks Mine just says goodbye"
"What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !"
"is it me or do old people always end their texts with extra periods? ""good seeing u today. missed u....."""