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Joke of the Day
"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"
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"For Sale: Golden Retriever, Had for 9 months has yet to retrieve any gold. Should just bought metal detector! Unbelievable."
"Doctor: ok, just need a urine sample & we're done. Me handing him my boxers: I'm in a rush. Just wring these out."
"What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him back to Mexico"
"The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive."
"Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that? Boy: Me! I'm going home now."
"What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America? Justice isn't always black and white"
"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"
"*popular kid is struggling in class *gets a tutor to help *Kool-Aid"
"I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters."